jizz patty
1.(noun) globules of s-m-n resembling the shape of a chicken patty or hockey puck. they are often found about the breast, v-g-n-, mouth, hair, etc. of a woman after s-xing, or on carpeting in the immediate vicinity of a computer after masturbation to internet p-rn.
2.(noun) liquid j-zz wafers.
3.(noun) s-m-n stains often found on the sheets, carpet, matress, walls, heating and air conditioning unit, and pillows of hotel rooms.
plural: j-zz patties
example 1:
jim: “hey i heard you and stacy got a room at the kab-mf-ck inn for this weekend?”
ted: “yeah. i hope the room isn’t infested with j-zz patties.”
example 2:
as he was about to climax, joe pulled out and laid a big j-zz patty on her left b–b.
example 3:
before i go to bed at night, i like to fire out a couple j-zz patties. helps me go right to sleep.
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