Jizzacked
to be jacked to the extreme or otherwise stolen from or taken advantage of.
oh, in case you don’t know what jacked means, it means when someone steals something from you. as in, i had a dollar, but my sister jacked it from me, now i have nothing but a deep seeded hunger for a dollar bag of chips and a half -ssed plot for revenge.
“dude, can i borrow your car tonight?”
“aw, man, i totally would, but the car totally got j-zzacked last night when we were at the hipster douche poetry reading reviewing our screen plays and drinking our over priced lattes. ”
“b-mmer, brah!”
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