Jizzcicle

when you -j-c-l-t- into a icecube tray, stick a popsicle stick in the middle, and put it in the freezer. wait a few hours and pull it out of the icecube tray. you will have a grade a j-zzcicle.
i am selling j-zzcicles this summer for cash.
a j-zzcicle is a frozen s-m-n treat with a stick in it.
it’s a j-zzcicle,” said henry, licking the sp-nk off his moist bee stung lips. “want a taste?
the hanging dried up remains of s-m-n resembling an icicle.
j-zzcicles are often found in public toilets, gloryholes, and stuck to the bottom side of a computer desk.
“do you think he watches p-rn on this computer? is that there a j-zzcicle under the desk?” (reference to teenage brother)
“that phonebooth was disgusting! there was j-zzcicles on the handset!”
j-zz that hangs in an icicle form from someone’s ceiling/face following a rather biblical unloading of man fat.

can be turned into a s-x game for the sporting among you.
example 1:
‘hey man nice room….err, what’s with the j-zz-cicles?’
‘oh that. i just found out i’ve got an extra month until my dissertation is due in’
‘nice’

example 2:
‘hey man i’ve been eating syrup today. i bet i can get a 5cm j-zz-cicle hanging from her face tonight’

example 3:
‘hey did you just see rihanna leave that toilet with chris brown?’
‘yeah. too bad those j-zz-cicles can’t hide her fat lip. ha ha ha’

(the first two examples were more than enough. i just wanted to cuss-out rihanna)
when a guy j-zzes in a container and freezes it into popsicle form. then the chick uses it as a d-ld-
i just used a j-zzcicle it felt amazing!
when you -j-c-l-t- in very cold conditions (below 0) and your j-zz freezes at the end of your p-n-s creating the effect of an icicle made of j-zz
my b-tch sucked my c-ck in cold waether so i got a j-zzcicle