Jizz’donbuleed
a time in which someone gets j-zzed on and for some weird reason they start to bleed
henry got j-zz’donbuleeded last week and now he has a fear of m-st-rb-t–n
doctor: ” i’m sorry henry, according to your body’s unrelative response, you won’t be able to exert sperm anymore.”
henry: “aw c’mon doc, it’s because his weiner was in my b-tt!”
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