Jizzed
after masturbation is complete; or the act of c-mming on someones face
i once j-zzed on my girlfriends face.
best.song.ever. about c-mming in your pants.
i ate a grape and i j-zzed in mah pants.
past tense (imperfect) of the verb, “j-zz”
tommy j-zzed on pat after stroking it
when a lad blurts on ya
he just j-zzed on me
(adj.)state of extreme fatigue and general disinterest in all things. from the sentiment felt after a male has c-m.
i can’t go out tonight, i’m totally j-zzed.
being drunk and intoxicated.
i drank a sh-t load last night, i was so j-zzed.
the state of being excited, ecstatic.
i was so j-zzed to have won the lottery.
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