Jizzgator


a plastic, flexible, alligator toy that has been utilized during s-xual activities, specifically in use as a penetrative instrument. it is -ssumed that the alligator has come into contact with various bodily fluids.
i found my buddy’s nasty -ss j-zzgator and shoved it in his bobbem while he wasn’t looking

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