jizzidue
sticky mixture of silicone lube and j-zz (and sometimes sack sweat) often found on keyboard keys, mice, doors, and faucets.
when no parents home i don’t have to stealthsturbate: p-rn, lube, boxers off, both hands, loud, -rg-sm repeatedly. but that can be messy leaving j-zzidue from the computer through cleanup into the bathroom.
masturbating with boxers off guarantees no j-zzidue on your clothes.
leave j-zzidue on her face or j-zzidue in her mouth if she finishes the handie with deep oral s-x. i haven’t left j-zzidue in my boxers since elementary school.
impossible to not leave j-zzidue in fleshlight or when bottoming out similar pleasure devices or pleasure orifice
j-zzidue in her -ss is contraceptive
the gift left in her mouth after oral s-x
j-zzidue is a gift when she’s only done oral s-x to you.
don’t accept oral s-x from a girl at a party with j-zzidue on her lips.
when there is j-zzidue before you slide your p-n-s in her mouth for the first time you’re getting someone else’s j-zz on your p-n-s. nasty
basically its the residue thats left by j-zz
teenage lad; i’m so embarressed, my mum went to wash my boxers last night
friend; went to……????
teen lad; yeah she couldnt get them out my room!!!
freind; ????????????
teen lad; they were stuck to the carpet by the j-zzidue
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