jizzlenut


a beautiful p-n-s on a beautiful man’s body
that dudes has j-zzlenuts!

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  • Blue Insurance

    insuring the probability your p-n-s will be way swollen when the b-tch goes horizontal by taking a v–gr- pill or generic ed medicine. i took blue insurance right after i pulled the dirty wh-r- out of the bar so i would be confident i would light up her box like a christmas tree.

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  • Crimson Strait

    the line of pink -j-c-l-t- left on the stomach and between the br–sts of a menstruating female when a male pulls out during intercourse to -j-c-l-t-. after having s-x with and -j-c-l-t-ng on the chest and stomach of his menstruating girlfriend the man exclaims, “that looks like the crimson strait of gibraltar.”


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