jizztastic


good enough to make you soak your pants with s-m-n, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself
winning the lottery is j-zztastic experience.
when something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost j-zz yourself i.e. -j-c-l-t- in your pants.
g-d that is absolutely j-zztastic
word used to describe something that is really amazing
dude that hot tub was j-zztastic.
(adj) something that is so supremely awsome, good, or exciting that merely thinking of it might infact make you j-zz yourself
oh my god, did you see that trailer?! that movie looks j-zztastic!… oh sh-t, gimme a minute i need to clean up.
something so fantastic that it makes you j-zz.
this song is j-zztastic!

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you look j-zztastic today!
when something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with j-zz, s-m-n, sperm-juice, etc.
d-mn homie, that criossant was j-zztastic!

wasn’t that episode of digi-mon j-zztastic?!
something that is j-zztastic is something that is so fantastic that it can make someone -j-c-l-t- or “j-zz” while thinking about it
the xbox 360 is far better than the playstation 3, especially with j-zztastic games like halo 3 and gears of war.

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