jizzumist
j-zzumist- a person who likes to partake in the sampling and study of mens j-zz to the means of becoming a j-zzoligist
rod- where is colin tonight???
matt- he is away studying man-goo
rod- christ on a bike i had no idea he is a j-zzumist
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