Jizzy Queef
1. a post-coitus v-g-n-l flatulation.
2. a fart out of the v-g-n- that produces a sperm bubble
“hey b-tch.”
“yeah?”
“you get f-cked without protection, again?”
“yeah, he blew his load all up my albert poo holes, and i farted a j-zzy queef in his mouth”
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