jlp


the basic white girl’s acronym for tea earl grey hot, the favourite beverage of captain jean-luc picard.
basic white girl 1: omg! psl?
basic white girl 2: like, we just had one like, an hour ago.

basic white girl 1: so like, how about a jlp?

basic white girl 2: omg, like, totally yum!
jlp v.: posting the jean luc picard facepalm image as reaction to a really stupid forum post.
man, i just had to jlp cjr for his r-t-rded post in rwi.

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