jman
the coolest individual i have ever had the pleasure of meeting and sharing a house with.
supportive, friendly, drinking buddy, comedian and personal trainer
have u met this guy, he is jman
an intelligent guy who is too lazy to actually use his ‘smarticles’, always wants to be the leader, wants to please everyone & keep them happy despite his problems, is hyper, can be a bit of a liar sometimes. he is super corny in a sweet way. before he makes one move he -n-lyzes how it would affect him, those around him, if its worth it, ect. he`s also a bit of a manwh-r- & a bit fake at times, but overall, he`s awesome ! don`t let a jmen walk out of your life .
person- heey who`s that awesome guy u know?
person 2 – oh him? he`s jmen. (: he`s pretty awesome
person 1- i can tell, he is such a good leader.
(jay man) noun/adjective/verb/other
1) a term used by a group of kids of s-dub to describe just about everything.
2)a way of exclaiming something, or pointing out that something is a) messed up, b) r-t-rded, c) awesome, or d)morally shocking.
1) oh jman i’m loaded with homework tonight.
2)oh jman! that girl just dumped you for no apparent reason!
3) he just beat his wife with her own severed leg! jman!
a word used to describe someone suffering from the disease joseph’s albinism. the person with this condition has a very white complexion that at times you can’t even see them. at around the age of fifteen they develop a muscular back and large biceps. their hair looks asian and their sideburns stick out so much that they are also known as mud flaps. j-man’s also have a fetish for teachers and being handcuffed. also 70% of j-men carry around 1gb usb’s maxed out with p-rnographic material.
j-man
the act of f-cking your friends ex girlfriends as a guise to cover your obvious h-m-s-xual tendencies.
j man : hey noah, i just f-cked jakes ex girlfriend, wanna seran my gay face and hot carl me , or just cornhole my gay -ss really hard!!!!!?
a white wannabee ghetto person who likes to straighten tina’s curls…
he enjoys tila tequila and greets people saying hey girl hey!
j-man’s are also very naughty and like to play with handcuffs!!
j-mans have an anmazing model walk and likes to think that he is crunk!
hey girl hey he is such a j-man!
1)strong manly man that thinks he is perfect and everyone else is less important then him.
2)cl-ssic rock loving person
3)athletic and very good at what he does(not very much)
that c-cky person. what a j man.
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