jmu diploma
proof that you are a drunk
dude, i thought you were sh-tting me about having alcohol poisoning 18 times but then you showed me your jmu diploma and my jaw dropped.
$100,000 toilet paper
i was reading some job applications this morning. i found someone’s who listed jmu as their education. as i was laughing my -ss off, my secretary commented that walmart has toilet paper for $.99 and is a lot smoother than a jmu diploma
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