Joamette


basically has a brain the size of a small moon or a really big sp-ce station. is super sweet and operates on a level of empathy and kindness that transcends that which is human. mystifying and compelling, is like the infinite moebius matroyshka nesting doll of souls. has a cute smile and hair like the better cl-ss of hippie.
“man, how is joamette able to make corellations like that?”

“you know how isaac asimov’s positronic brain was basically a super dense metalic slab composed of billions of parallel connnected circuits? that is basically joamette’s brain.”

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