Joan Rivers


a dead clown carc-ss
joan rivers looks like a dead clown carc-ss
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1)human cayborg relations, model wh-0r.
drives many of human species to prefer suicide over that of things like red carpet, or e telivision.
2) any person who dispite many a recomandation refuses to actualy do any reasearch, on any thing.
3)ruiner of lives, gaping v-g-n- mouth of satan.
what the h-ll is that noise? it sounds as if i hear four horses in the east!
no it is joan rivers. run like h-ll!

it cant be if it were the vile rivers, i would have shot my self by now.
“in an interview with w magazine, joan rivers compared plastic surgery to car maintenance, saying you have to do it every two years. but, even for a car, she looks awful!”
sat-rday night live, ain’t it grand.
an old woman who’s had too much plastic surgery and who aways says “can we talk”?
that new face on joan rivers looks like she just came out of a wind tunnel.
during missionary style s-x you grab the sides of your womans face and pull the skin towards the top of her head until her navel becomes her mouth.
i was into it, i gave her a “joan rivers.” i mean…can we talk?
a person that judges everebody and thinks that she is perfect, but is actually fake as can be.
dude 1: “she judges everyone!”. dude 2: “well what did you expect, she’s a total joan rivers”.
the group of friends you seldom hang out with or see but, when you do they only talk sh-t about everything and everyone around they see
( in a group of friends)

marcella : ” eeeeeewwww what was she thinking that hair is hideous!!! ”

marcella : ” and that guy…. with the silverlake beard peeeeeeuke! ”

matt: ” marcy your a wh-r-. f-cking joan rivers”

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