Joaquin the Koala
joaquin the koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. usually have a mother named marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨chicharito¨.
#1
john: hey! look at bob, he has a big scare on his face.
sam: oh i see, maybe joaquin the koala kick him.
#2
did you saw that amazing koala, i bet his mother is called marcela.
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