Job Hoarder
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a job h–rder is someone that currently works more than one job at a time. many job h–rders feel the need to constantly search for and accept new job opportunities despite commitments to current jobs.
job h–rders have a unique talent of acquiring several jobs within a short period of time regardless of external problems such as economical struggle or lack of qualifications. the most common type of job h–rder will work a shop/retail job daily whilst pursuing a waiter/bar job on the evenings. in some serious cases job h–rders acquire side jobs such as stealing, drug smuggling or even prost-tution, this is to fill the hours which are not taken by scheduled working hours.
job h–rders often face much abuse and negative feedback from their peers, especially if one or more of the peer group is currently unemployed and searching for a job.
“terry got a job at the bar”, that’s the third job he has… what a stinking “job h–rder”
barry isn’t home, he is in town “h–rd-ing jobs”
just leave me alone you dirty “job h–rder”
that’s my second job in a week !, i hope people don’t think i am a job h–rder
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