job
something that taken dedication and hard work.
mark samuels doesn’t have a job
means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless sh-t that some other poor idiot in a job will buy.
something that’s impossible to find because everyone wants to only hire experienced people even though you can’t get experience if no one will hire you, and they’re too d-mned lazy to train you.
finding a job is such a pain.
a futile effort for financial independence, social acceptance and personal happiness.
my job allows me to pay endless bills, envy my friends and witness my family fall apart
just over broke
a means by which you have to do a series of repet-tive, menial, and sometimes dangerous tasks just to earn an amount of money that is not even enough to pay for rent and bills. 15-30 percent of the money is “collected” by the government, depending on the state, corporation, and country where the work is done. usually the work is accompanied by a self-centered, non-reasoning, short-term-profit oriented dogf-cker called a boss who gets s-d-stical pleasure from yelling at and even firing the subordinates.
although it is stated that college students get better paying jobs, that is usually by pure luck, regardless of the number of “connections”
most college students, however, end up finding jobs at pizza parlors, janitorial services, garbage-collections, burger/taco/deli restaurants, produce-picking at farms, and baggers/stockers at supermarkets.
a thing that takes up much of our lives and sends a message to everyone that life sucks.
1.) my job sucks.
2.) i hate my job, however i need the money, so i guess ill go for the rest of my life.
a place that i bust my -ss to get to, then all day i put up with a bunch of gossiping no-lives who have nothing better to do with their time, and then i come home feeling dirty, tired, and sorry that i don’t have an endless supply of money that comes from a void in sp-ce.
“my job sucks the big one!”
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