Jobelicker


n. a person who metaphorically / physically licks the -sses of others for personal gain, without regard to others.

alt. def. someone who enjoys nibbling nipples
brent, turn your f-cking collar down or get that f-cking polo off, and get back to work, you godd-mn little jobelicker you!

brent: hey it wasn’t i who fed the mexicans bad tacos, you f-cking hypocrite!

you mother f-cking liar, little motherf-cking jobelicker you, u say anything and i’ll stick that porsche of daddy’s, up jur little -ss!!!!

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