Jobonomic
a person with a first and/or last name that suits his or her profession – or whose profession suits his or her name – is said to possess a jobonomic name.
jess carpenter: cabinet maker
nolan bird; pigeon trainer
axel rounder: car mechanic
lana sandler: shoe seller
tam gentles: m-ssage artist
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