job’s on



the working cl-ss man’s proclamation of an imminent s-xual encounter.
so, that bird you’ve been tuning all night, you gonna f-ck her or what?

yeah man, job’s on.
jobson, to successfully pull a girl on the dancefloor in a bar/club without speaking to her and only getting in by cupping her f-nny
“i went out last night, pulled some girl and took her back to the towers, i knew it’ll be alreet”

‘did you do a jobson?’

“yea, said nothing to her, cupped her f-nny and i was in”
a srawny ginger who has no friends but has an expensive taste in clothes
he is such a jobson
adjective describing the excitement experienced by apple fanboys when adding further apple trinkets to their lives.
oh man, i got my macbook pro, airport extreme, airport express running airplay off my ipad 2…. i got to imessage my friends…..

“dude i totally got a jobs-on”….
“you should job off then”

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