the working cl-ss man’s proclamation of an imminent s-xual encounter.
so, that bird you’ve been tuning all night, you gonna f-ck her or what?
yeah man, job’s on.
jobson, to successfully pull a girl on the dancefloor in a bar/club without speaking to her and only getting in by cupping her f-nny
“i went out last night, pulled some girl and took her back to the towers, i knew it’ll be alreet”
‘did you do a jobson?’
“yea, said nothing to her, cupped her f-nny and i was in”
a srawny ginger who has no friends but has an expensive taste in clothes
he is such a jobson
adjective describing the excitement experienced by apple fanboys when adding further apple trinkets to their lives.
oh man, i got my macbook pro, airport extreme, airport express running airplay off my ipad 2…. i got to imessage my friends…..
“dude i totally got a jobs-on”….
“you should job off then”
- m*ffin t*tty
m-ffin t-tty is when a girl puts on a bra that is so tight her t-ts squeeze out of the top. guy 1: check out that trick her sh-ts hanging out everywhere! guy 2: h-ll yea straight m-ffin t-tty -ss lookin b-tch.
- cadbury load
s-x act of taking a human t-rd, baking it, filling it with s-m-n and then cracking it open into someone’s mouth zack said he saw a p-rno where a man cooked a t-rd and filled it with j-zz then poured it into another dudes mouth. he asked, “what the h-ll would that be called?” mark […]
- drunk meeting
it is where you gather as a group and talk about your drunk sins ”my names andreja and i’m an alcoholic…” ”h-llo andreja, h-llo everyone” ” i love my drunk meetings”
- yoda ear
the condition of having many short time midsize hairs growing from the edge or the loves of your ear. dude, he looked ok until i saw the sun behind him. he had total yoda ear. he needs to trim that stuff…it was strait up fuzz time .
- toilet troubles
constipation i’m having some toilet troubles.