Jock Martin
jock martin is a student in a canadian high school, who really needs a shower. he rarely comes out for sun light and spends long hours dwelling in his bas-m-nt fapping to loli in his bed full of garbage.
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oh sh-t, it’s jock martin, again!
jock martin is a fictional astronaut in the book “ogen van tijgers” by tonke dragt.
jock martin ziet overal ogen – ook de onzichtbare van machthebbers die hem bespieden.
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