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a jock is one of 23 social cl-sses that are found in most high schools. they share similarities to the douchebag and athlete cl-sses. to be cl-ssified as a jock, they must compete/partic-p-te in a sport, however the amount of a skill a jock actually has at said sport doesn’t matter. a jock must also derive a sense of superiority from playing said sport.

jocks, unlike douchebags, will more often ignore/exclude others as opposed to -ssault them directly. this is most likely because the jock thinks that he has ascended to a higher plane of existence, and he need not bother with the common folk.

jocks often seek out relationships based on: outward appearance, popularity, and willingness to have s-x.
“when the jocks would go to the showers, i could actually hear the stupidity pinging off the walls.”
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to clear things up, there is a major difference between a jock and athletes. jocks tend to abuse their popularity, while the athletes don’t really mind who they talk to or hang out with.
signs of a jock: rude, arrogant, stupid, beats up people, dates only cheerleaders and hangs around other jocks

signs of a true athlete: love their sport, try to stay down-to-earth (a little arrogance is expected), hang out with whoever they want, date whoever they want, might beat people up but that doesn’t mean it was uncalled for.
dumb-ss athletes who get all the chicks in high school. they end up bagging our groceries, cleaning public toilets and flipping burgers at mcdonald’s after high school. they usually like group showers with other jocks after doing their dumb-ss sports.
i hate jocks.
a person, who, contributes little or nothing to society.

a person who usually picks on the nerd or someone smaller than him see: coward

usually plays football or some other sport that honestly will not help them in the long run.

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jocks are not meant to be confused with real athletes.

real athletes strive as hard as they can to reach a certain goal they strive at ie: swimming, running, playing basketball, boxing.

many many jocks cannot do these sports right, and will not anytime in the future.

jocks waste their time on such trivial things to find out that it wont matter in the future.

their lack of iq and talent is replaced by good social skills, that wont matter in the long run either.

jocks own ricers and (despite popular belief,) spend most of their time on the internet.
the jock is the epitome of wastefulness – an unknown roman soldier before the fall of rome.
the kid in high school who’s parents paid everything for. generally having poor grades, driving a nice car as if he earned it, hitting on all the sl-tty girls and getting attention because of his sell-out style and flashy white teeth.
there goes that sh-t-faced jock in his red sports car again. probably just got back from another aids-infested party.
an ape desended life form that is in close relation to a human but not in the h-m–sapian cl-ssification of human species. the jock is in the lower hiarchy of man known as the dumasasapian species.
everyone knows that jocks provide the missing ling and prove evolution.
jock. us slang for the thick-but-amiable types that always do well socially. no idea how, for most of them are arrogant b-st-rds who think that the world would blow itself up in mourning if they were to die. also, they tend to lie for each othe to keep their noses clean.

ostracism by such admirable specimens resulted in eric harris and dylan klebold perpetrating the columbine m-ssacre of 1999. so, in an odd kind of way, they’re partially responsible. but that’s neither here nor there. feminine: preppy.
-ss holes, who think they are the hottest most ardorable people in the world, when they have small d-cks and cant preform good in bed because they think too much of themselves. thats why cheerleaders dont go out with the same jock twice, cuz they all have to small a d-ck, or sometimes they do go out with the same jock cuz they think it grew overnight….lol….stupid b-tches
matt: hey babe could u give me more head?
betsey: omg no, ur such a jock!