Jockage
extreme chafing of the boxers or briefs against ones inner thighs from walking around all day.
1. d-mn, bro… i have the worst jockage from walking around gainesville all day. this town really does suck. if i went to school here i would have to kick my own -ss.
2. gainesville is only good for getting really bad jockage.
3. ow, i cannot walk back to my bros apt because this jockage in my shorts from walking around gay-nesville is messing me up.
4. gainesville = bad jockage = my legs hurt = regretting ever coming to this place
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