Jockey

1. a horseback rider.

2. underwear brand

3. an annoying pr-ck who gets on your nerves.
did you see arnold walking down the road yesterday? he’s such a jockey!
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a jockey is a zombie in left 4 dead 2 that looks like gollum on steroids with big -ss-hands. he jumps on you and steers you unceremoniously into a whole f-cking horde of zombies! pain in my -ss.
the jockey jumped on coach and tried to get him killed by a bunch of zombies but coach said , “no f-cking way” and blew its head off the end.
a girl who rides c-ck in a very fast, jarring motion akin to that of a horse jockey rapidly oscillating on the back of a steed with hooves pumping into the earth causing a tempestuous rumble in the bowels of the earth.
this is known to cause more pain than pleasure.
jockeys are often found in their natural environment of a party bus for freshman birthday parties.
person 1: “d-mn, erin went all jockey on luke last night on the party bus huh?”
person 2: “yeah sh-t that had to have been painful for him… it didn’t even look fun!”
a colloquialism in the north west of england, offering a variation in terms of usage and meaning in the term “jockey”. the new slang implies that a person “jockeys” something in order to control or manouver an item or challenge. for example the term has been used in the following context:

“i cant jockey it” – michael mcangry
to allow yourself to be raped by a winger on fifa 12
i was trying to jockey aaron lennon with t-tus bramble, he raped me then scored.
abbreviation of “n-b jockey”. see also: jock
oi, look at that jockey!
a person required to operate simple equipment or machinery as part of a menial job. a great put-down when accompanied by the name of the item they’re forced to use every day.

used creatively the term monkey is another fine contender for the same role.
wesley: “sean tried to tell us he was the office’s commercial manager, but it turned out he just makes tea.”
aaron: “what a jumped-up kettle jockey!”

paula: “i’m forty years old and you’re demoting my role to checkout jockey?”
store manager: “yup. close the door on your way out.”