Jøde
norwegian for jew
hitler likte ikke jøder / hitler didn’t like jews
a jode is someone (male) who suddenly begins acting like a young middle school girl. it could spontaneously happen at any given moment, to any given male. jodes often reveal their true colors at social gatherings when faced with the opposite s-x, or when someone accuses them of something (out of fun). jodes always deny the fact that they are quite s-ssy, often acting out towards the accuser.
jode=chode=the guy in the group that everyone “sh-ts on”
guy 1) ‘ha, stephen that girl said you have a millimeter peter’
guy 2) “whatever brad, your moms a wh-r-, i f-cked your girlfriend and your shoes are gay. oh and my dog died, so that means i could only sport like a half chub and your shirt is fugly. also your feet smell like a feltched -sshole and …”
guy 1) “woah there brah, no need to be such a jode”
a circ-mcised chode, (chode being a p-n-s wider than it is long)
hey ya know jesus, well he had a jode!
a hard nipple.
“jeeez man check those jodes!”
a p-n-s that is wider than it is long.
“ewww that guy has a jode!”
someone who has a chode, who is called joe. therefore, they are a jode (a combination of the word joe and chode)
(a jode is not a p-n-s wider than it is long, thats a chode, idiot)
jode leyand
“hey look, its jode”
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