Jody Uzumaki


any male musician who does t’ai chi, eats raw food, watches naruto, and plays guitar in the manhattan subway long after his school friends have had children. must have die-hard female side-kick and h-m–erotic male compet-tor.
person 1: wow, let me buy your cd. that was so moving.

jody uzumaki: yeah, i heard that song in a state between waking and sleep, as the first flurries of the year drifted down from the new jersey sky.

person 1: where do you play?

j.u.: well, we’re playing in montana next week.

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