a savage mother fugger. end of story.
danny blanco is a joe the jew
- because movie
an expression used to describe when a character in a movie does something that has no clear motivation whatsoever. originally used by i hate everything for his search for the worst series. then the hero sacrifices himself for everyone else. because movie.
- breeze mi dawg
to request of your male friend that he gives you the succ. mainly requested by males, there are no doc-mented cases of the female gender using this phrase. yow, breeze mi dawg!
- safe zone
safezone is a word to describe where grown men and women go to cry about anything that bothers them in life. in safezones people bring puppys so the liberal men and women can pet while they cry. there is another term to describe safezones also. it is one of the 10 cities in america where […]
- the dank god oh shiieeetttt waddup
a myth from the old ages of 9gag and the dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either pepe, a banana, doge, da boi, sausage girl, or my mom. moses smoked weed with the dank god (oh shiieeetttt waddup)
- numb luck
when you hurt yourself in such a terrible way that you’d be lucky if you went numb. ryan closed the door, unaware that a yeti had just broke all of his fingernails back, as well as snapped both of his legs into right angles to the sides. the yeti then bashed ryan’s skull in the […]