joecow
to throw out compliments alone at the bar, but tell people your friends were too drunk and went home. usually a joecow leads to people buying you drinks because you were nice. also used in the context of rollerskating in short shorts in a large public areas.
yo, i just joecowed that chick and she bought me a shot.
dude. i saw the funniest thing, a dude was joecowing down sepulveda and some drunk homeless lady tried grabbing his d-ck.
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