joestar


a 6 + ft muscular hunk, or in one case a rocking bad b-tch, who are the descendants of a 6’4″ english bear who enjoyed excessive homerotic posing, and had a wagon follow them around everywhere, only to fight a pasty -ss vampire who is highkey his foster brother who lowkey wants to kill him and his bloodline. the joestar’s are proefficient in using their soul in the form of humanoid spirit things, and fighting others. the plot armor is strong with only one of these joestars. also, there’s h-m-erotic posing if you didn’t catch that.
d-mn, joseph joestar can whammu all night 😉

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