Joetallica


describes only the most long-haired and metal of people, sometimes used in place of one’s name.
that guy is so joetallica, his long, metal hair blows when no wind is present.
describes only the most long-haired and metal of people, sometimes used in place of one’s name.
1. that guy’s so joetallica, his long, metal hair blows when no wind is present.

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