JOFPIT
acronym: juice on face, p-b- in teeth.
the unfortunate combination of having one’s face plastered with v-g-n-l fluids while simultaneously suffering the discomfort of a pubic hair lodged between one’s incisor teeth during c-nn-l-ng-s.
commonly used to describe the occurrence of this unbecoming event and/or a f-cking ugly chick.
example #1: “oh d-mn dude, i was fully licking this chick out last night and i got jofpit.”
example #2: “your sister is such a jofpit.”
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