Johal
n – jo-le.
1. a johal is when you fall down for no apparent reason on a basketball court, clutch a non-existant knee injury or throw p-sses that fall two feet short of the target and promptly get stolen
2. method of trying to win back a sweetheart by taking copious amounts of ecstacy and knockin on her doorstep at 4am.
1. dude, the defender was nowhere near you and you fell down?
yeah, i pulled a johal. sorry.
2. “it’s not too late to fix things with her.”
“yeah it is, man. you pulled a johal. you can’t repair the damage done at 4am when high on ecstasy.”
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