Johannesburg


biggest, baddest city in south africa, where the diamond smugglers mingle with the carjackers to make life strange.
i had to get out of johannesburg for the weekend so i flew to cape town for the ocean breezes.
widely known as the largest city in south africa, it is also an expletive used in place of “god d-mn” or “holy sh-t”. (made famous in the great state of north carolina).
steve: that sh-t is 50 bucks man.
javier: johannesburg. i only have 30!

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