Johlize


a woman with cl-ss, s-ss, and a great…. smile 🙂 a great friend who is always there for you. has a strange sense of humor and laughs at weird stuff. loves to “snuggie” and rap in her spare time.
that girl spits great words, she is a johlize!

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