John Awkward
a fictious person who symbolizes any awkward situation as being in the center of it.
-“dude, my brother came out of the closet in front of the entire family when we were having dinner yesterday”.
-“i imagine john awkward was invited to that dinner as well”.
-“you betcha”.
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