John Basedow
a fitness guru whom pioneered the “fitness made simple” plan, for simple people. he is seen in many infomercials promoting this plan which involves weight lifting at a heart-pumping, cardio pace without “tricky dance moves” or “high impact gyrations.” he never aged past 23. he is also insanely ripped, and could kick chuck norris’s -ss.
he was rumored to have been killed in a tsunami while vacationing in thailand, which was false. not only was basedow not in thailand at the time, he could not have been killed by a tsunami.
human 1: “hey did you see john basedow in that lady’s fridge?”
human 2: “yeah, he had to eliminate the simple carbohydrates and trans fatty acids from her diet because she is fat.”
chuck norris: “john basedow could kick my -ss.”
a fitness “celebrity” famous for shilling exercise machines by showing his ricdiculously chiseled abs that he got before the product was even thought of.
what the h-ll is john basedow famous for?!?
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