John Burger


a creation of m-ssa kim after witnessing a n-gg-r’s obsession for meat.

the john burger consists of a meat patty in between two more meat patties, so that you will never run out of meat.
john: d-mn, there is no more bacon on this sandwich. -throws the sandwich on the ground and steps on it-
brasil: dude, think about your starving brothers in africa.
john: i don’t eat a sandwich if it runs out of meat.
m-ssakim: hey john, i’ll create a burger that has a meat patty in between two meat patties, so that you never run out of meat, and call it the john burger.
brasil: surely is good.
john: thank you m-ssa kim. you are a genius.

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