john calipari


former coach of um-ss, new jersey nets, and university of memphis tigers, now coach of university of kentucky wildcats, led both college teams to college championship games, only to barely lose. after promising to remain at a school runs off in broad daylight to hide in the backseat of his wife’s car to evade the hatred and disdain of the public and media, to hop a plane to his new place of employment. i.e. a person who is loved and instantly hated in a matter of seconds
yo man, what happened to bill?
oh, nothing, his fiancee just found out he slept with his sister, so he pulled a john calipari. we wont be seeing him, or the sister for a while

grimy

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