John Cooper School


not entirely a an exclusive k-12 preportary school where rich preppy kids who get louis vuitton bags for their 16th birthday, has at least one bmw in the garage, and has cleaning and lawn maintenence service. household income is a key admissions indicator. roflcopter posession is mandatory.

not everyone is rich and preppy. not everyone gets louis vuitton bags, ever. most people do not own a bmw, and some people work very hard to go to the school.

sure it is a wealthier school, but not everyone is a rude, obnoxious, filthy rich person.
a- dude, that girl from the john cooper school was actually really nice!
b- i know! she wasnt obnoxious or preppy!
a- i guess us people at public school were wrong!
b- i guess so man, maybe we should apologize…
an exclusive k-12 preportary school where rich preppy kids who get louis vuitton bags for their 16th birthday, has at least one bmw in the garage, and has cleaning and lawn maintenence service. household income is a key admissions indicator. roflcopter posession is mandatory.

also pr-nounced john cupper if you are mentally deficient
yo the sweet sixteen was so totally john cooper school yo!
a k-12 private school located in the woodlands,tx.most students have wealthy families or obtain their own means of income,enough to pay for tuition.the school contains an exclusive selection of students that is based on ability to pay for tuition rather than on general intelligence.the students are given a ridiculous load of homework because of a board of teachers that believe each individual cl-ss is more important than any other cl-ss that -ssigns homework.high school students,if with cash on hand,which is unusual if they don’t,either spend their money on drugs because they can afford them,or expensive cars.(common cars of cooper students:audi r8,aston martin vantage,porsche carrera,etc.)cooper students are known to have parties containing celebrities or students who are dating celebrities.it is not uncommon for a cooper student to be of slight sn-bbish,prideful behavior.the nicer ones are not truly as nice as they look.the dean of the school is very critical and does not condone people from other schools coming in to give their girlfriend a smoothie.the students are very attached to the school and get defensive on every slight critique.if a student is not wasting all of their time doing homework,they are likely smoking or playing an excessive amount of video games or stealing other,less economically inclined people’s boyfriends.a usual cooper kid believes they have a harder life than the starving children in africa and has yet to see much of the world outside of the bubble
a: that’s a really cool aston martin.
b: oh yeah, that’s probably my cooper friends’ car.

a: did you go to that party with insert celebrity here?
b: no, i heard it was some john cooper school girl’s sweet sixteen party.
a college prep located in the woodlands. supposedly a rich, preppy, sn-bby school for people who are rich, sn-bby and most likely preppy.

a wealthier school, yes, and with the typically rich and sn-bby people who think they are above society and the rule. many recieve scholarships to attend, or are offered financial support to pay the fees.

people who attend john cooper are usually very nice and is basically no different than any other public school. it has every kind of person, wether they are short or tall, rich or poor, emo or prep, it is no different.
a- yo that sweet sixteen was so john cooper school yo!

b- dude! it didn’t have soulja boy playing though! it was just a average party!

a- yeah… i heard of one kid who had him though!

b- yeah, that kid went to our school!

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