John Deering
top definition
the process of wheeling and chopping a girl at the same time.
most guys like to wheel, and chop.
so john deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
why? because john deere tractors both wheel and chop– at the same time.
example one:
guy #1: “mannn i wish i could wheel tatiana, she’s s-xy!”
guy #2: “dude just john deere her, you’ll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!”
guy #3: “whoa man, you’re a genius!”
example two:
guy #1: “dude i’m totally john deering kaitlyn!”
guy #2: “nice! you wheel and chop at the same time? giterdun!”
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