John Dough
a man who is really loaded, aka johnny cash, eddie money, dough boy, pillsbury. opposite of owen cash.
thugly: why are we following this guy?
mugly: we’re gonna rob him.
thugly: what, is he johnny paycheck?
mugly: no, he aint some guy who just got paid, in fact, he doesn’t even have a job.
thugly: so, why would we try to rob some owen cash guy?
mugly: because he aint no “owen cash”, he’s “john dough” — he’s filthy rich. we’re gonna jump him, take him to the atm, and rob him.
john dough walks to his car. thugly & mugly jump out to attack. floodlights turn on, bullmastiffs come running, and john dough wresponkibo’s the two idiots. soon the bullmastiffs have their mouths over the -ssailants faces, and two armed bodyguards show up.
bg #1: should i call the police, sir?
john dough: (holds up cell phone) i already did william.
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