John Fuckin’ 5


another name for john 5, it is usually used when addressing someone who does know about how great he is
it is also used to put emphasis on his greatness
guy (at a rob zombie concert): yo who is playing that mean guitar?
random: only john f-ckin’ 5, that who.

john f-ckin’ 5 is the greatest living guitarist.

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