John Gomez Syndrome
an incredibly horrible condition in which you wear suits, discuss politics, and take constant ridicule for being john gomez. in fact, you probably broke your leg sliding into a f-cking base during baseball, and ended up on crutches for all of middle school for being such a f-ck-up. john gomez syndrome is the equivalent of cancer, but to a more deadly degree.
dude, why the f-ck are you wearing a suit and talking politics?
i’ve been diagnosed with john gomez syndrome
that sucks
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