John Kelly


when you take a sh-t so large and humungous, it overflows the towels and clogs it up.
man 1: yo man i just took this m-ssive f-cking sh-t
man 2: did you clog the toilet?
man 1: yes.
man 2: haha, you just f-cking john kelly’d it!

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