John Mayer
the epitome of a d-ckless f-ggot.
man, boy george is such a john mayer.
the mayor of bad music.
john mayer is the mayor of bad music.
another term for jack-ss or dipsh-t
john mayer is a jack-ss and a dipsh-t.
john mayer is a complete square. ironically, his first alb-m was ent-tled “room for squares.”
what a jack-ss.
stupid girl: dude i just love the lyrics to this new john mayer song?!?!
guy: what are they?
stupid girl: “omg i love you. your body is like a roller coaster! omg weee im entering the v-g-n- funhouse!! sometimes i stare at you from afar!” omg he is so thoughtful! what good lines!!
guy: sigh..
dumb cracker c-nt
my f-ggot acquaintances were 45 minutes late for that john mayer c-ntshow
to screw something up
to ditch, or to screw someone over
example 1:
alec: ok, so we’re going to meet at the bar?
rawrie: yes, don’t john mayer me again. i hate drinking alone.
example 2:
i just bought us tickets to the concert. don’t john mayer this up.
john mayer us a useless piece of sh-t who uses terrible music to sooth rabid monkeys in order to get the ultimate steal of n-gg-r baby fun. john mayer has no life and sucks d-ck for a living with bob saget and uses the golden wiener to penetrate himself in the -rs-.
n-body likes john mayer because he is a f-ggot and sings like miley cyrus who sounds like a man.. only worse. he horts p-n-s all throughout the day from different races including asians, blacks, gooks, franks, whats and steaks.
his only fan is a small asian man named glen macmullin.
glen – hey guy’s isn’t john mayer the best?
everyone else in the entire world – no.
john mayer is gay.. yeah he is. he does 69.
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