John Oliver


an incredibly funny british correspondent/writer for the daily show. he also does stand up, which i hear is hilarious, and co-hosts the bugle with andy zaltzman, among other things.
jon stewart: are we suggesting that any interrogation technique, then, could be allowed under the president’s discretion under the right circ-mstances?
john oliver: what, d’ya mean like, um, affixing a leech to a man’s eyeball? or, um, forcing him to drink horse s-m-n, you know? would those be torture?
jon stewart: (very long pause) i…yes, that would be tor…
john oliver: wrong jon! they are scenes from the number one movie in america, jack-ss number 2!

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