John Trojan
a “john trojan” is a male who is the epitome of arrogance, yet he is totally oblivious to the fact that his behavior is absurd.
see the second definition of douchebag for a perfect synonym.
a “john trojan” is that guy that wears the trojan condom shirt (where the term originated, and john from john doe) because he thinks it’s cool, that guy who is an -sshole to women, but still gets laid, and that guy who thinks he’s the sh-t when he’s not. he is usually surrounded by a clan of dumbf-cks who encourage his behavior.
girl: omg, he wouldn’t stop texting me stuff about how he wants to hook up with me and how big his d-ck was. what a douchebag.
other girl: was his name john trojan? cause that’s what he sounds like.
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