john tucker gamble
not to be confused with the recently popular movie “john tucker must die”, a john tucker gamble is the sweetest, most genuine, sincere, and greatest person in the whole world. note, both jt’s share the same the trait of their smoking hotness and inability to control the ladies affinity towards them. never the less no one lady loves a jt gamble more than his best friend in the whole world. (see jordan paglia)
note; a john tucker gamble is never complete without a wonkey eye when photographed and the always overwhelming urge to give it in the b-tt.
-“i met the perfect guy the other night, he is the man of my dreams, gorgeous, sweet, and amazing.”
-back off! that’s my john tucker gamble!!
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